The one that came with excitement.
The one that left a mistake.
The one that spilled all its sweet juicy voluptuous taste on the first round.
The one that more fast than slow turned into a rock.
The one that was really meant to be more of a quickie.
The one whose given name, whose category, whose packaging led us to false expectations.
Remember that chewing gum.
The one that actually kind of performed exceptionally... if only we had seen it for what it was.